Jukebox: Screeching Weasel - "Claude Monet"
I made a couple of jokes up last night. One of which is:
One of the Three Little Pigs goes to the Flea Market. He's browsing through different vendors and finds one that's selling a dresser made of straws. He thinks it's interesting so he purchases it.
When he takes it home, he finds that it fell apart and takes it back. The man apologizes and says, "Here, take this one. It's made of sticks." He does and takes it home only to find that it broke again. Angrily, he takes it back and wants a refund.
The man tells him that he can't give him a refund, but he could give him a new dresser; this one made of bricks. He takes him to it and the pig says, "I can't carry that. It's too heavy!"
(rim shot!)
Is this thing on?
The other is far too long. I might put it up later if I'm bored. I watched Outbreak last night. That movie is dumb on many levels. I'm wondering if this movie was based on the book the Hot Zone, because it never mentions that. It came out around the same time as each other, and the story in the movie is somewhat similar to each other on many levels except the bad Hollywood touch they threw on it.
I used to be able to tolerate some studio movies to a certain degree, but I'm thinking of never watching one again. It's the same bullshit over and over again and all the rest of my complaints are the obvious ones.
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