Harbingers of the Devil

Remember how David Cross was talking about John Ashcroft believing that Calico Cats are harbingers of the devil? There was a thing on NPR news this morning from, I think, Ohio. She said that a calico cat jumped out of a truck on a busy interstate and ran across through traffic and jumped off the bridge and fell like 70 feet into a river and swam this ridiculous distance to shore and survived it all and is in a kennel somewhere "eating ravenously."