Cameron Diaz

I remember once in my life thinking that Cameron Diaz was hot. This was while I was in high school. I haven't viewed any of her films from back then since back then. I never really thought anything else about her much. Then she started becoming more and more famous and being all over the place.

I started noticing that she wasn't that attractive at all. Then I watched There's Something About Mary and thinking that she wasn't worth all those guys in the movie falling head-over-heels for her. Her stupid grin started bothering me. And her unattractiveness just creeping me out.

Then she started doing those stupid Charlie's Angels movies. I started to down right loathe her. I remember thinking to myself, "I wonder why I used to think she was hot?"

But then last night I watched Head Above Water for the first time since, I think, it came out. I was watching it and finding myself attracted to her and realized that the reason I don't like her now is because she's dating Justin Timberlake. Just kidding. Well, not really. The Timberlake factor is just adding fuel to the fire. It's just that she's so skinny now. She looked better with more meat on her bones. Don't just her looks in the movie by the cover, because the cover shot is not that great.

If you look at her now, she looks so stupid with her anorexic, bony, fucking, Joker-looking face. "I'm Cameron Diaz. I'm stupid and ugly!"