Furthermore...

So Arnold held a press conference today before heading to China. He said he was sorry for fucking everyone over without apologizing. He said he's been doing somethings wrong and he needs to fix that.

Then he said, "It's like a movie. If it flops, someone has to be blamed." All right. Not only is that a stupid analogy, but Arnold needs to fucking stop with the movie fucking parallels. Is that what he thinks everything is now? "I ate a taco last night. It's like that movie 'Walter's Taco.'" What the fuck, is this guy stuck in Cable Guy world?

Either that or he thinks everyone is stupid and will fall for the movie approach all the time. "I'm sorry I bankrupted California and made everybody homeless. It's like that movie 'Independence Day' where the aliens attacked earth. We were unprepared for it."

"That was a great movie. Remember Will Smith? 'I could've been at a bar-b-que!'"

"He just gambled all of California's money on an Angels game!"

"Remember Jeff Goldblum? 'Oops.'"

Arnold, "It worked! I can't believe it worked again. Uh, also, fuck all the immigrants. You guys are making me look bad...like that movie '40 Year Old Virgin.'"

Or he thinks everyone is stupid and must need a movie analogy to help massage the information through their brains, which is probably the case.

Oh, did I mention about his campaign? He was calling it the "sequel to the re-call election." Seriously.