I think that red carpet services are stupid. Like people who call for their reservations and want that. It's so stupid. I mean, they don't see the ridiculousness (sp) of the driver stopping in front of an establishment, coming around, placing a fucking stupid red rug down, you walking 10 feet, and then rolling it up?
If I saw that, even if they were famous or whatever, a king, I would just look at it and think, "Man, that's stupid!"
I can't even fathom how necessary that is or how it came about. I mean, I know why it exists and why people want it, but Jesus! Order your limo now and receive your very own solid gold driver.
"I ain't coming out of this chariot unless there's a red carpet, man. I hate blue carpets!"
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