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There's a bounty on those eco-terrorists Earth Liberation Front by the FBI. These fucking idiots, they always do acts like this that are so pointless, especially in their cause. For example, the thing they mentioned in the article was about how they burned down a housing development in protest of suburban sprawl.

All right, aside from the obvious fact that there are many of other effective ways of doing this, all that does is slow down their schedule. Now, thanks to these ass-clowns, more trees will have to be cut down in order for them to complete these inevitable projects. And they're probably insured, so it won't cost them much and now some insurance company is out thousands of dollars.

Also, I'm not sure, but I think burning treated wood is bad for the environment. So in their protest for the earth they are doing, at least, twice the amount of damage the so-called bad guys are. Not too mention that if they did make an impact on them, now the construction workers are out of jobs.

I'm totally against suburban sprawl myself, but I know that there's not much I can do to effectively stop this. And those workers are trying to make a living. It's not like burning it down will make them suddenly say, "Oh, gee! How could I have been so blind? I'll go fucking join the Peace Corp."

It's radicals like them that make people see liberals as fucking looneys. Fucking goddamn hippies!