Oh, yeah. That posting yesterday about LA wasn't even the best of it.

In Saturday's paper they reported about these two off-duty FBI agents who were eating lunch and noticed a man with a bag that had an ink pack explode. They recognized it as those anti-theft devices from banks. So they went after the guy and he was a suspect in multiple robberies and is known as the "fanny-pack bandit." Reason being is that during the first few robberies he wore a fanny-pack.

So I thought that was a little funny. Then I read yesterday's paper and see an article about police getting in a shoot-out with another bank robber in downtown. They wounded him and he was arrested and he's known as the "newspaper bandit." Seriously! And get this, the reason he's called that is because during the first few robberies he carried a newspaper.

Is there some reporter there just making shit up? Like in today's paper there's going to be an article about the "pants bandit." This guy wore pants in his first few robberies. "The Face Bandit." "The Running Bandit." "Larry David Bandit." "This guy told jokes the first few times."

Lol! It's as if bank robbers are wrestlers now. Who has the best gimmick. Steel cage bank robbery.