So Gregg Hoffman, the guy responsible for financing Saw has died of natural causes. At least that's what the paper says. I think that God has arose and is finally taking care of the appalling movie industry. Kind of a drastic measure, you would think. You know, why not just strike him down lightly; kind of like a warning. Until you realize that there was talks of a Saw III.
"There is a God, he loves us all..."
I think God was like, "Two Saws, that's pushing it. I'm going to do something, though I'm not quite sure what yet. WHAT?!! SAW III?!!! That's it!"
Dear God,
I'm not sure if you're aware of this band called SUM 41? If you're listening...
If this were the case, I'd be the first one at church everyday. I'd just walk in everyweek with the latest Rollingstone as my hitlist.
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