Dumb Mother Fuckers

So the move is rapidly approaching and I am in great anticipation for any and all disasters that will come my way, which is the normal thing that happens when I move. My last day of work will probably be like a day in Auschwitz.

I got a call today:

"Hi, can I speak to Sean?"

"He's on the other line. Can I take a message or can I help you with anything?"

"I emailed him my resume last night and I was just checking to see if he had received it."

"I can have him call you back as soon as he's off the other line."

"You can't just check to see if he received it?"

"No! Emails are specific to certain addresses. I'm not Sean, so I don't get his emails. I could ask him but he's on the other line. Give me your number and I'll have him call you back."

I always get these calls from people asking about positions. I let them know that I am reservations/dispatching and they need to fax or email their resumes to Sean. Then they start asking me about the position and pay and I have to tell them again that I don't know; I'm not hiring. A lot of them get really rude, too. The people asking for jobs are being very rude. What the fuck?

"I'm calling for the driver position."

"Do you have a copy of your DMV report?"

"What is the pay?"

"I'm not sure. I don't do the hiring."

"I'm not going to waste my time getting a DMV report if the pay's not good."

"Well we don't waste our time with people with no DMV reports so don't call back."

I miss the days when trying to get hired for a job required at least a little common courtesy. Not like, "Hey Fucker, if you want me to fill this position for you, there's going to be some demands on my part."