Saturday, February 04, 2006

Another Idiot

"Hi. I'm looking for a ride from LAX to Yorba Linda. What do you charge for something like this?"

"All right. That'll be $136.84."

"Okay. And that's from LAX to Yorba Linda?"

"Yeah!"

What the fuck other rate would I be giving you if you asked for this? "Oh, no. Sorry sir. That was from San Francisco to Berkeley. Hold on while I continue through my list of prices before I get to the one you're looking for. I usually like to warm up by quoting several other type of runs then quoting the one you're asking about."

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