Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Ugly People



I saw part of the dumbest movie probably ever made in the history of mankind. I sometimes actually enjoy watching a Ben Affleck films somewhat, especially in comparison to this movie: "The Thomas Crowne Affair." Pierce Brosnan is on my list of most horrible actors ever. He's handsome, like a mannequin, but he's not good looking. His acting skills are nothing to talk about either. Whether it be that fucking dork in Mrs. Doubtfire or playing a fucking Indian. Look at that cover. How can you take that movie serious? Even playing James Bond he's fucking horrible. His IMDB profile says that he was chosen as People Magazine's list of Top 50 Most Beautiful People In the World. This is the magazine that voted Jon Stewart in that list in 1999. Pierce Brosnan I can sort of see how people could find him attractive, but Jon Stewart? Who the fuck chooses these people? Maybe whoever voted Mr. Stewart on there thought it was 50 most funniest people, but couldn't read and thought it said most un-funniest people. Maybe next year Forrest Whitaker will make the list.

Even if Pierce Brosnan wasn't in this, I would not like it. It's as if they gave a group of eighth graders a chance to write a screenplay and this is what they came up with. Not saying that a group of eighth graders wouldn't be able to write a good story.

I'm tired of watching movies with sophisticated guys who just walk through life untouched. They know everything. They have all the money in the world. They have pull around town. Their house gets searched by the cops with a warrant and he's home and he has his lawyer there to invalidate the search warrant. How interesting is that?

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