Friday, July 15, 2005

feces face

I just watched Karate Kid III today. This movie's funny as shit. Like the tournament in the end of the movie, Daniel starts doing this kata (which are these movement type of excercise routine that, I think, help you in certain fight situations), and one of Mark's (the enemy) lackies says, "Hit him. He's hallucinating!"

I also like the way that they write off the previous movie's girlfriend. Like at the beginning of part two, which takes place immediately after Karate Kid, and they went to prom or something, but he comes back to Miyagi's without her. Miyagi asks about her and he says that she left with another guy.

It's really hard to believe that after all they went through in the first movie, and what she went through to prove her love to him, that she would just buckle over instantly like that.

This one wasn't too harsh, though. This one, she got an offer in Japan working for something that she couldn't refuse.

It was also funny that at the tournament, the Cobra Kai were passing out shirts, as they were using the tournament as a marketing tool for the new Cobra Kai chain of dojos they were building. The shirts were awesome. On the front was a cobra and around it it said, "Cobra Kai will never die." On the back it said, "NO MERCY!"

Oh yeah, in case you didn't watch this movie, it starts off with a montage of the first two movies, only the parts with Kreese, up until after the tournament when his students left him. As it happens, he's down on his luck, and since hasn't had a student in nine months. The movie was a whole revenge thing.

And Daniel and Miyagi open a bonzai store...with hilarious results.

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