Best Party Ever

So I was at this party recently and who should turn up, but none other than Kim Thayl of Soundgarden fame. So I asked "Kim Thayl, what the fuck are you doing here you clown?" And he said, oh I'm just going through the country, getting into adventures, playing over-rated guitar. And through our conversation he mentioned he was in Boulder recently where he met his biggest fan. I asked him to describe this human cypher, and he begun to describe him.

"Well he's got long black hair, a beard, he's married, I think he's Japanese, he laughs alot, and he kept asking me about the Matrix and how much Superunknown was his favorite album of all time."

I asked if his name was Brett Ohira, and you know what? He said it was. . ..Bad form Brett. . .bad form indeed. . .