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Touche

I almost bought a mac. I hope OS X comes out in a PC version. Touche!

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1993 Details Man Of The Year

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Rainbow Gathering

So there's the national Rainbow Gathering in CO this year and Boulder's all raging about it and everyone and their mom's pimp is all going. I have no interest in it and could care less. I see enough fucking hippies where I work and the surrounding areas to last me a lifetime or twenty.

I actually do want to go and narc people out. Like, "Hello, 911? Yeah, I can't talk any louder, but I'm at this Rainbow Gathering and there's a car next to me and I think they're smoking the pot. Yeah. One's wearing a tie-dyed shirt. One's got a Hendrix shirt. They've got dreads..."

Or start some race wars or something. How's your OM, bitch!

I sent Henry Rollins an email. I told him that we've been showcasing soups named after him or his songs or album names. I said we like to put the sign out before the soups ready, because people ask, "Who's Rollins? Is that the chef?"

"Rollins is a world reknown spoken-word artist, lead singer of the Rollins Band, former singer for influencial punk band Black Flag, DJ, TV Host, Actor, USO man, and 1993 Details Man of the Year."

To which they reply, "Oh. What's in it?"

"Two pounds of intensity. 25 years on the road. Three cups of raw energy. Garnished with pure testicular fortitude."

I haven't gotten a response yet.

Shizzle

Hopefully, if my check is enough tomorrow, I'm getting a new Minidisc recorder. Just over a month left before Rollins/X and I've been told that my bro's wedding that it was coinciding with isn't happening then due to his fiance not being able to leave Korea.

Hopefully it comes about at a better time. I'm pretty bummed out that I won't be able to attend Vince and Mary Jo's wedding.

Nuggets of Wisdom

So apparently this last Sunday was Rainbow Rowell's final column in the Herald (thank fucking Christ) allow me to share some of her parting wisdom as she departs into the sunset of a new advertising job. . followed below is the most idiotic thing I have read in years. .. .

"And, for me, getting to work in advertising isn't just something else. I get kindof stupidly excited about advertising. I appreciate a nice billboard more than I do about a nice painting. I consider it public art"

Yeah. . . that's nice. ..